I am in a sour mood. Just annoyed. And I made a list of things that annoy me. This list will sound pretty judgmental. Probably because it is. I should be more compassionate. I know, I know, don't judge me.
1.) BET Awards, MTV Awards, Essence Awards, really any award show where famous people get up and reward each other and the "commoners" watch with awe and discuss what they wore. Booooooriiiiiing.
2.) (Generally) Women who call themselves divas. And BTW, a diva is NOT a female version of a hustler. Thanks Beyonce for confusing the ignorant masses.
3.) Housewives of (Atlanta, Orange County, whatever)
4.) Shopping (for anything non-craft related) and people who list shopping as a hobby. Maybe if I was super rich and had nothing else to do with my money than impress you, I wouldn't be so judgmental.
5.) Malls because they are filled with overpriced, cheap, mass-produced items and the aforementioned people.
6.) Hair weaves/wigs/perms. EVERYBODY knows you are wearing a weave/wig no matter how much you think it looks real. It looks gross.
7.) Acrylic nails.
8.) Microwaved food.
9.) FWDed emails.
13.) People who talk about stuff without knowing what they are talking about then getting mad with I challenge them. Um, excuse me - I am NOT your yes man. If you want me to agree with you - then do some research.
14.) Gospel Music. <- I know, you think I am going to hell for that one. But whenever I hear gospel music - it reminds me of all my horrible experiences I've had at church.
15.) Brainless people - women, especially. Can you think of anything on your own?!
16.) And last but not least, judgmental people. So, yeah - I am pretty much hating myself for this post...